Hi, I'm a minion who does exactly what she's told!
Okay, I may have the occasional stray thought from time to time, but when it really comes down to it, who the fuck am I trying to fool? I'll do whatever's expected of me. Independent thought? Not very likely. Independent action? Absolutely out of the question!
Forget my own dreams and aspirations! Don't approve of my progressive antics? Squashed before you can say "That won't make you any money!" I'm ready for the underwhelming and monotonously routine government job for which I'm far too over-quailfied. I love tasks that involve absolutely no conceptual or even conscious thought and I'll do almost anything to avoid a challenge. Endless paperwork? Goody! Cubicles and office chairs? You're turning me on!
Feel free to contact me at aimlow@evenlower.com. Can't wait to hear from you!
Eager to start the end of my life!
-Adrienne
These feelings made possible by my lack of direction and focus, intense fear of failure, and a certain individual who was kind enough to bring all these flaws to light.
Thanks for joining me in this glorious moment of clarity.
I think I'll go back to not sleeping now.
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